With the seventh installment of the Star Wars franchise officially landing in theaters across the world, everyone wants to be known as a Star Wars nerd. But you know what they say, “everybody wanna be a gangster until it’s time to do gangster shit.” It seems like anyone who hasn’t watched the past six films don’t want to sit down and put in the work of really serious Star Wars binge. Well if you want a completely different story that’s still somewhat cohesive, a Facebook user by the name of Mark Zabala decided to film his girlfriend, who’s never seen Star Wars, give a summary of the Star Wars story. Her credentials? She’s seen plenty of commercials and merchandise sold to know the gist of what’s going on in a galaxy for away. Somewhere along her recount, she explains that all the characters are robots, there’s an important little green guy, that Princess Leia is “soooo gorgeous” and the love interest of Lucas Skywalker. So not too far off, right? Check out the hilarious video below.